Welcome to The Fandom Ward!
- Nov 4, 2015
- 2 min read
Welcome to the brand new, all inclusive, slightly warped, but always fun Fandom Ward! I hope you brought your suitcase so you can stay awhile.
Check-in is 24/7 with complimentary ice tea and sunflower seeds over in the X-Philes Wing, and don't forget that Tuesday's are Pig 'N A Poke over at the SPN Family Bunker (yes, there is always pie there too). If you're new to this land and want to check out that mysterious thing called a "hamburger", the Oncers Wing's got you covered at Granny's.
So kick back, relax, and stay awhile! The grounds of The Fandom Ward are still being renovated, but The Bates Motel is up and running, and feel free to wander the hundreds of acres out back, as new buildings and mysterious places are always popping up. (No need to be alarmed, and yes that is a unicorn, but no, you cannot feed it your jellybeans so don't even try.)
Minors travelling without their parents, please note that Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home, and brooms are available for rent during daylight hours. If you're taking up residence on Baker Street, please remember that Mrs. Hudson is your landlady, not your housekeeper--though, she will be happy to provide the occasional tea and biscuits.
Once again, I'd like to thank you for stopping by, and I hope you enjoy your stay!
*hands over guest key*
Your fellow fan and humble host,
M (<-- no, not THAT M)
(PS - For your security, Management has asked to be informed of any and all "black smoke" sightings, as they could be a number of... things... we should probably know about.)
(PPS - Those of you gathered for the Annual Werewolf Awareness Seminar, please turn to page 394.)
Thank you, that is all. (For now.)
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